Breaths Jokes

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    A girl with a lisp goes to the doctor to have her cold treated. The doctor lifts up her top to listen to her chest and says, "nice big breaths."
    The girl replies, "yeth and I'm only 14."

    This is seriously a sad sad song
    that I dedicate to all the fellow FOBs passed away...
    but we won't stop
    cuz we can't stop.
    uh-huh! FOB boy.
    Yeah... this right here...
    tell me why... goes out to all
    the FOBs, that's lost someone
    that they truly love... check it out
    Seems like yesterday we were on the boat
    Cross the pacific arrived up in Oak
    so far from growing rice and corn for do'
    unfortunate they got to know that
    FOBs ain't always make it cross the seas
    none of y'all FOBs did survive but me
    even though y'all gone we still a FOB team
    smuggle your family to fulfill your dreams
    in the future when we cross the sea
    gotta be more careful F-O-B
    reminisce sometime, the hole in the boat they couldn't mend
    tried to plug it up but it leaked again
    tried to escape but the crates was sealed
    heard all my friends cried out and squealed
    give anything to hear half y'all breaths
    I more...

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