Birth Control Jokes / Recent Jokes

A new form a birth control for women has been approved by the FDA. It is called Implanon and it's expected to work better than its closest competitor, the career.

Reverberations continue against the FDA's decision to make morning-after pills available without a prescription. Conservatives warn the pills cannot protect a woman against STDs or memories of that night with that guy in the bathroom of that club.

If a player gets pregnant during the WNBA season,I wonder if they put her on the 275 day disabled list?

The most embarrassing thing I ever did. In third grade I found a used condom in the woods and brought it to school for show-and-tell:
"Every year about this time, the snakes shed their skins...."

In a shocking story, a 420-pound woman delivered a baby without even knowing she was pregnant. In an even more shocking story, someone had sex with a 420-pound woman.