Birth Control Jokes / Recent Jokes

A lot of people have several different reasons for abstaining from sex. Some want to wait until marriage, others wait until they have a special connection with their partner of choice.
Me... i'm just waiting for somebody who is willing to sleep with a 300 pound unemployeed man on his mom's living room couch.

"When I grow up, I'm gonna pull that ring at an abortion clinic."

Advocates of the female condom are promoting a less costly, more user-friendly version that they hope will vastly expand its role in the global fight against AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases. Experts predict that this will replace the "headache" as the most popular form of female contraception.

Strawberry and Chocolate flavored Condom Top
Sexy, Tasty and Cautious all in one!

Men in India have been complaining that condoms are too large for them.As a result,a new size has been created........the condominimum.

Researchers at Columbia University and the Alan Guttmacher Institute have found that the climb in teenaged birth and pregnancy rates over the last few years can be linked directly to Abstinence-Only sexual education programs that result in decreased use of contraceptives.
Published in the July edition of the Journal of Adolescent Health, this will be the first scientific article in history to ever be titled, "Well, DUH!!!"

I'm pro-abortion. But I'm against a woman's right to choose. It should be random.