Birth Control Jokes

Reverberations continue against the FDA's decision to make morning-after pills available without a prescription. Conservatives warn the pills cannot protect a woman against STDs or memories of that night with that guy in the bathroom of that club.

A new form a birth control for women has been approved by the FDA. It is called Implanon and it's expected to work better than its closest competitor, the career.

"When I grow up, I'm gonna pull that ring at an abortion clinic."

The grand opening of the abortion clinic excited the locals.

Prego Italian sauce is coming out with a new product for pregnant women.It will have saucy nutrients and vitamins.So go out and buy some brand new Preggo!