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    An elderly woman went to the doctor's office for a check up.
    The doctor asked if she had any problems. The woman said that she had a terrible farting problem, but they were silent & didn't smell. In fact she had farted at least 10 times since she had been in the office, but as they were silent & didn't smell he wouldn't have known.
    The doctor listened to her story and then gave her a prescription for some pills. He told her to take these for a week and then come back to see him.
    1 week later the elderly woman returned to the doctor's office and complained "I don't know what you did but those pills you gave me have got my wind smelling awful, mind you they are still silent but boy do they stink!"
    The doctor replied, "Good, now that your sinuses are cleared up we will work on improving your hearing!"

    Birth Control Pills At 72?
    An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth-control pills."
    Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"
    The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."
    The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"
    The woman said, "Simple, I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night."

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    Reverberations continue against the FDA's decision to make morning-after pills available without a prescription. Conservatives warn the pills cannot protect a woman against STDs or memories of that night with that guy in the bathroom of that club.

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    Hot 6 years ago

    A guy goes to his doctor and says,
    "Doc, I have a problem."
    "My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday."
    "I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."
    The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."
    The man says, "You have a deal Doc."
    Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.
    The doctor asks, "What happened"?
    The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"

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