Bachelors Jokes / Recent Jokes
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way -' Take a clean dish and....'"
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.?. Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge.
Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract.
Two bachelors were talking about their respective choice of life partner. One friend said, "It is generally said that people with opposite characteristics make the happiest marriages. What is your opinion?" The friend replied, "Yes, they are right. That is why I am looking for a girl with money!"
Why do bachelors like smart women? Because they're so rare.
The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting. It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous.
It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage. The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry.
They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is
not the only thing in life!!
* Anonymous
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older
she gets the more interested he is in her.
* Agatha Christie
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men
should be happier than others.
* Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
* Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
* Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers
that your wife more...