Fridge Jokes

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    make a meal

    Hot 1 year agoby justincider

    I accidentally left the fridge door open and all the food went off.
    My wife was furious. "What am I supposed to do with all this food?"
    I said. "Look, love, don't make a meal out of it."

    girl: mum why did you call me daisy?
    mum: because when you were born, a beautiful daisy landed on your head
    *2 hours later*
    girl's sister: mum why did you call me rose?
    mum: because when you were born, a beautiful rose petal landed on your head

    - in the corner her son mumbles and grumbles something
    mum: BE QUIET FRIDGE!!

    NOW THAT'S LUXURY

    Hot 6 years ago

    A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Yugo!"
    The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a phone."
    The driver of the Yugo says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!"
    The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."
    The driver of the Yugo says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!"
    The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"
    The driver of the Yugo says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my more...

    Animals of the jungle

    Hot 4 years ago

    1 How do you fit an elephant into your fridge within 3 steps?
    2 How do you fit a zebra in your fridge?
    3 King of the jungle, the lion every animal in the jungle will come to his wedding but one animal won't which one is it?
    4 A man needs to get to the other side of a bridge desperately there are killer alligators that live in the river and there is no boat how do you get across??
    1. step 1- open the fridge.
    step 2- put elephant in the fridge.
    step 3- close the fridge.
    2. step 1- open the fridge.
    step 2- take the elephant out.
    step 3- put the zebra in.
    step 4- close the fridge.
    3. The zebra because it is in the fridge.
    4. Swim because the alligators are at the wedding.

    why did the kid fall off his bike?

    because someone threw a fridge at him

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