Confirmed Jokes

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it.""Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second."You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - Take a clean dish and...."

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second." You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way -' Take a clean dish and....'"

Military sources today confirmed passing on the oppurtunity to kill 190 insurgents gathered in a cemetery mourning the passing of one of their fallen comrades. An unnamed general confirmed that we could have taken out the entire group with one unmanned predator missile and no risk of suffering any casualities of our own. His explanation was simply that killing an entire group in a cemetery wouldn't be nice. The time savings alone would cause Taliban grave diggers economic hardship and or unemployment. He then went on to explain that we already had troops in the area that we have invested millions of dollars in training and supplying, training and supplying that creates jobs in this country. Stating that " our boys actually prefer plinking those dirty bastards one by one ", he pointed out the benefit to our own economy to drawing out the war as long as possible. Additionally, aborting a bombing in a cemetery would spare the the difficult task of explaining just how we dropped more...

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way -' Take a clean dish and....'"

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the sameway - `Take a clean dish."