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    How to confuse a blonde

    Hot 6 months ago

    Q. how do you confuse a blonde?
    A. write on a piece of paper turn over and on the other side write turn over. Give it to a blonde and enjoy!

    WOW BALGOBIN....

    Hot 5 months ago

    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    BALGOBIN: Because of the sign.
    TEACHER: What sign?
    BALGOBIN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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    TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
    BALGOBIN: You told me to do it without using tables!
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    -TEACHER: Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    BALGOBIN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    BALGOBIN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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    -TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
    BALGOBIN: "HIJKLMNO! "!!
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    BALGOBIN: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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    -TEACHER: Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
    BALGOBIN: Here it is!
    TEACHER: more...

    Answer from Heaven

    Hot 4 months ago

    A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks. But nothing happened; so he decided to write God a letter asking for the money. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to "GOD, USA", hey decided to send it to President Clinton. Bill was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5 bill.
    The little boy was delighted with the $5, and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read; "Dear God, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had it sent through Washington, DC, and as usual, those guys deducted $95."

    Letter From Camp

    Hot 3 months ago

    Dear Mom and Dad,
    Our scoutmaster told us all to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only one of our tents and two of our sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily none us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happened.
    Oh yes, please call Chad's mother and tell her he is OK. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Long got mad at Chad for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Chad said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Don't worry it didn't hurt anything very much, just burned part of the chow hall. Scoutmaster Long said we will have to wash the black stuff off of the meat that used to be in the cooler but he said it would be alright. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas can will blow more...

    President Bush Plays God

    Hot 2 months ago

    A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing
    happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.
    When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA,
    they decided to send it to President Bush.
    The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed
    his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
    President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a
    little boy.
    The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a
    thank you note to God, which read:
    "Dear God,
    Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for
    some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual,
    those crooks deducted $95.00."

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