"Answer from Heaven" joke

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A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks. But nothing happened; so he decided to write God a letter asking for the money. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to "GOD, USA", hey decided to send it to President Clinton. Bill was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5 bill.
The little boy was delighted with the $5, and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read; "Dear God, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had it sent through Washington, DC, and as usual, those guys deducted $95."

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

There was a Latino man looking for job.
The boss asked, "Do you speak English?"
"Yes, Senor," he replied.
The boss continued, "I will test your comprehension, make a sentence with these three words: Green, pink and yellow."
The more...

Q: How can you tell when a Fax had been sent from by a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.

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