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A man goes to a doctor and says,' 'Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?''' 'Oh, that's not a problem anymore!'' announces the proud physician.' 'They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some pills and your problems are history.'' So, the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street.' 'Doctor, Doctor!'' exclaims the man excitedly,' 'I've got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!''' 'Well, I'm glad to hear that,'' says the pleased physician.' 'What does your wife think about it?''' 'Wife?'' asks the man.' 'I haven't been home yet.''
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said: Panadol?
Very good! And what is it used for?
It is used for headache.
The second pupil said: Piriton
Excellent. And what it is used for?
To help you sleep
Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: Viagra
Johnny. What is it used for?
I think it can be used for diarrhoea.
Who told you this?
Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father' take a Viagra, may be that little shit will get harder'.
Here goes, "If I put viagra in my floppy drive, do you think it would make it a hard drive?"
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up.
Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, more...
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The Food and Drug Administration's spokesperson on inquiries
about the new anti-impotence pill Viagra is Janet Woodcock.
A man has a toothache, so he goes to see his dentist.
After examining the tooth, the dentist tells the man he is going to have to give him an injection for the pain.
The man says, "No way! I don't want an injection."
The dentist replies, "OK, I'll give you gas."
"Noooo!" shrieks the man. "I don't want any gas."
"Fine," says the dentist, "I'm going to give you some Viagra!"
"Viagra?" exclaims the man. "What for?"
"You're going to need something to hang on to when I pull your tooth!"