Tester Jokes

14 Things to do While Taking a Driver's Test
1. Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
2. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "buckle up!"
3. Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of saran wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.
4. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say "oops".
5. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "now which one is the gas again?"
6. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.
7. Fill your car with beer bottles.
8. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.
9. Tell the Registrar that you are taking the remedial test.
10. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.
11. Swear at everybody on the road.
12. When you stop at a light, start revving the more...

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A gynecologist decided to quit, and become a car mechanic. He took a
mechanics' course, and did the mechanics'union exam, and received the
grade 105. The authorities were very mad at the tester for such an
unusualgrade, and inquired about it. The tester explained:"He's a really
good mechanic. I asked him to change oil, and he did. I asked him to put in a ne$
him to clean the spark-plugs, and he did""So why didn't you grade him a 100,
why 105?""'cause he did it all through the exhaust pipe"-----------------------

14 Things to do While Taking a Driver's Test1. Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.2. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "buckle up!"3. Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of saran wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.4. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say "oops".5. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "now which one is the gas again?"6. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.7. Fill your car with beer bottles.8. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.9. Tell the Registrar that you are taking the remedial test.10. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.11. Swear at everybody on the road.12. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next more...

Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!"
Knock over every cone while doing manoeuvrability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.
Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.
When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake.
When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say "Oops."
Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?"
After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.
Fill your car with beer bottles.
The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.
Tell the registrar that you are taking the remedial more...