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    Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to her Grandmother's. To her suprise, she arrived at the door with no confrontations. When she walked inside, who should be standing there but the Big Bad Wolf. He slammed her up against the wall as she cried "Oh mister wolf, what are you going to do to me?"
    "I'm going to fuck your brains out," he replied.
    "The hell you are," she said, "you're going to eat me like the story says.

    Little Red Riding Hood

    Hot 7 years ago

    Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
    "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
    The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!
    Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again-this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
    "My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf, " says Little Red Riding Hood.
    Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away!
    About two miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
    "My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
    With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost?
    I'm trying to take a shit!"

    Where's the Money?

    Hot 5 years ago

    The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job - if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.
    Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over Rs 50,00,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is.
    The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the mafia drags Santa to an interpreter.
    The mafia hood says to Santa, "Ask him where is the money."
    Santa signs, "Where's the money?"
    The deaf replies, "I don't know what you're talking about."
    Santa tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're more...

    Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who livedon the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants thatwould probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time tostudy them. Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes referred toas "mother", although she didn't mean to imply by this term that she would havethought less of the person if a close biological link did not in fact exist. Nor did she intend to denigrate the equal value of nontraditional households, although she was sorry if this was the impression conveyed. One day her mother asked her to take a basket of organically grown fruit andmineral water to her grandmother's house." But mother, won't this be stealing work from the unionized people whohave struggled for years to earn the right to carry all packages betweenvarious people in the woods?" Red Riding Hood's mother assured her that she had more...

    14 Things to do While Taking a Driver's Test
    1. Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
    2. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "buckle up!"
    3. Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of saran wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.
    4. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say "oops".
    5. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "now which one is the gas again?"
    6. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.
    7. Fill your car with beer bottles.
    8. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.
    9. Tell the Registrar that you are taking the remedial test.
    10. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.
    11. Swear at everybody on the road.
    12. When you stop at a light, start revving the more...

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