"The Worst Jobs" joke

Photographer for the "Miss Nude Octogenarian" pageant
Laxative tester
Internet spelling/grammar corrector
Certified Pubic Accountant
Any job in the White House if you're wearing a skirt.
And that includes the poor bagpipe players.
Depends Undergarment Maximum Load Tester
Jessie Ventura's press secretary
Restroom attendant at the Texas Chili Competition
"NYPD Blue" Makeup Specialist, Butt Division