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Brain is needed

Hot 5 months ago

once two men went in a train. one man is a hindi man and another man is a tamil man.the tamil had a large luggage and weight luggage.he could not lift it.so the hindi man lifted it and kept it. he told the tamil man that you always eat rice so you dont get strength.the tamil man got angry. he acted like that as he is pulling the stop chain in the train.the hindi man stood up and pulled the stop the chain. after that the train stooped.the police came the tamil man told to the police that this hindi man pulled the stop chain they areested him.the tamil man told to the hindi man because you alaways eat chappathi you dont have brain.

Madras Medical Store

Hot 5 months agoby Udayan

Two Punjabi men, Santa Sahib & Banta Sahib, are visiting Madras. Desiring to buy condoms, they enter a medical store and approach the Tamilian shop-keeper.
"Oye! Santa, these chootiya (stupid) Madrasis don't know any Punjabi or Hindustani!" exclaims Banta in Punjabi just before they talk to the Tamilian. "So how will we tell him what we want?"
"Don't worry yaar! Sign language is a universal language! Just do as I do," replies Santa in Punjabi. With that, Santa pulls down his pyjamas, puts his fair penis onto the table & places a Rs 100 note next to it. The South Indian shop-keeper is amused but remains silent. Banta then likewise pulls down his pyjamas, puts his fair penis onto the table & places a Rs 100 note next to it. Grinning widely, the Tamil shop-keeper then pulls down his lungi and places his black penis onto the table, next to the genitals of the two Punjabi Sahibs.
The Dravidian laughs loudly as his one-foot long ebony more...