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A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with 'Once Upon A Time'?"
He replied, "No, there is a whole series of fairy tales that begin with 'If elected, I promise'."

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

An Aussie, a Yank, and a Texan were telling tall tales.
"In Australia," the Aussie said, "we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn."
"That's nothing," the Yank said. "Our cattle are so big the steaks have to be turned with a forklift."
"That's nothing. In Texas, we have women with pussies this big," the Texan said, stretching his hands as wide as they'd go.
"Then, how do you screw them?" asked the Yank.
"They stretch," replied the Texan.

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with' If Elected I promise...'"

A Little Girl Asked Her Father, "Daddy? Do All Fairy Tales Begin With Once Upon A Time?"

And He Replied, "No, Dear, There Is A Whole Series Of Fairy Tales That Begin With' If Elected I Promise. . . '"