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Little girl: Daddy, do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time...?"

Father: No, there is a whole series of fairy tales that begin with "If elected, I promise..."

Son:"Mom, do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time' and 'long ago'?"
Mom:"No dear, sometimes they begin with 'honey, I was delayed at the office...'"

Saturday, September 6, 1997
Ligonier, PA. - There was an old woman who worked in a shoe. She
saw a lot of tourists and knew exactly what to do.
After 25 years of playing the "old woman who lived in a shoe" at the
nursery rhyme-themed Story Book Forest at Idlewild Park, Nellie
Gindlesperger is retiring at the end of the summer at age 85.
She has spent her days crocheting in front of the park's massive brown and
green boot, often putting down her sewing to talk to visitors.
"So many of the little ones ask me how many children I have," she said. "I
tell them that all of the children who come through Story Book Forest are
mine."
Gindlesperger, who in real life has five children and whose own mother
played the role for 12 years before her, teaches nursery rhymes to her
visitors.
"They aren't teaching the youngsters nursery rhymes today," she said. "Our
fairy tales are going to be more...

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with' If Elected I promise...'"

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with If Elected I promise..."

A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with “Once Upon A Time?” “No,” he replied. A whole lot of them begin with “If elected I promise…”

Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.

There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money.

. .. Veni, Vedi, Clinti--I came, I saw, I lied.

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with' Once Upon A Time'?"

He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with' If elected I promise'."