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    FUNNY ENGLISH NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD!
    Here are some signs and notices written in English that were
    discovered throughout the world. You have to give the writers an
    'E' for Effort. We hope you enjoy them.
    In a Tokyo Hotel:
    Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a
    person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
    In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
    The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we
    regret that you will be unbearable.
    In a Leipzig elevator:
    Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
    In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
    To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin
    should enter more persons, each one should press a number of
    wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by
    national order.
    In a Paris hotel elevator:
    Please leave your values at the front desk.
    In a hotel in Athens:
    Visitors are expected to complain at the office between more...

    International Travellers Bloopers
    1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.
    2. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
    3. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
    4. In an Athens hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.
    5. In a Yugoslav hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
    6. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
    7. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel, across from a Russian monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
    8. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension (???).
    9. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today: more...

    International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.3. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.4. In an Athens hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.5. In a Yugoslav hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.6. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.7. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel, across from a Russian monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.8. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension (???).9. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today: no ice cream.10. On the menu of a Swiss more...

    Bangkok, Thailand - The Thai military today staged a no-shots-fired coup and took over control of the government while Prime Minister Thaksin was in New York for the UN meeting. Throughout the streets of Bangkok, residents were not surprised by the coup.
    In America, however, shock ran through the streets, with citizens often exclaiming "you can do that? Why the hell didn't we think of that?"

    A rich man often went to Bangkok for the night life and before long he contracted sexual disease. So one day, he went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor examine his private part and said, "This is a very severe case. We have no other way but to cut it away. otherwise, it will spread and become worse." The businessman was shocked. the last thing he wanted was to have it cut and end his night life. He went to other doctors but all gave the same diagnosis. Desperate he thought, "Why don`t I consult traditional Chinese medicine. They might have some surprises" So, the Chinese doctor gave him an examination and the doctor said," We don`t have to cut. I`ll give you herbs to rub." The rich man was so happy. "Wow no operation, you are better than western medicine. I`m amazed, So what is the exact secret?" The Chinese doctor said, "Just wait for three days. It will drop by itself."

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