Sometime Jokes

Sometime after independence three great leaders of the country -

Mahatma Gandhi, Lal Bahadur Shastri and Jawaharlal Nehru went to heaven.

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time
on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Jawaharlal is next and on replying that he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask why God hadn’t given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger, “Some idiot told God that I was the father of the nation! “

Once An Indian A Swiss And A French Were Travelling In A Hot Air Baloon.After Sometime French Says We Have Reached France.When Other 2 Ask Him How He Found Out He Replies That My Hand Touched Eiffel Tower.
After Sometime The Swiss Says That Switzerland Is Right Below Us. When The Other Two Ask Them How He Found Out He Says That He Can Smell Un Polluted Cool Air. After Sometime The Indian Stretches His Hand Out Side An Tells That India Has Arrived. When The Other Two Ask Him How He Found Out He Teels That Someone Stole My Watch

Three men die, and they are in heaven before St. Peter.
St. Peter questioned each man:
St. Peter (to the first man): "What is your IQ?"
First man: "210."
St. Peter: "Wow! That's really high, maybe we should discuss the Theory of Relativity sometime."
St. Peter (to the second man): "What is your IQ?"
Second man: "170."
St. Peter: "Well, that is also good, maybe we could discuss the fundamentals of Quantum Mechanics sometime."
St. Peter (to the third man): "What is your IQ?"
Third man: "70."
St. Peter: "Well... How about those San Francisco Forty-Niners?"

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?