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    An angel wrote...

    Hot 1 year ago

    An angel wrote:
    Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
    To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.
    Anger is only one letter short of danger.
    If someone betrays you once, it's his fault; if he betrays you twice, it's your fault.
    Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
    God gives every bird it's food, But He does not throw it into it's nest.
    He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses more; He who loses faith, loses all.
    Beautiful young people are acts of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art.
    Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
    The tongue weighs practically nothing, but so few people can hold it.

    Interesting topic!

    Hot 6 years ago

    A stranger was seated next to Little Johnnie on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
    Little Johnnie, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
    "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
    "OK," said Little Johnnie. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pelleile a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
    "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
    "Well, then," said Little Johnnie, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

    An angel wrote...

    Hot 4 years ago

    An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.Anger is only one letter short of danger.If someone betrays you once, it's his fault; if he betrays you twice, it's your fault.Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.God gives every bird it's food, But He does not throw it into it's nest.He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses more; He who loses faith, loses all.Beautiful young people are acts of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art.Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.The tongue weighs practically nothing, but so few people can hold it.

    A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea.""Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"

    An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man:
    You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like discuss with me? In fact, I do, said the man. After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty.
    And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.
    This is very interesting, replied the doctor. Let me do some research and get back to you. After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said:
    Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me? The lady replied that she had no questions nor concerns. The doctor then asked: your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know more...

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