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    Who Is It

    Hot 1 year ago

    While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with
    Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says
    that,
    it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
    Bush asks how he knows if they`re intelligent.
    "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam.
    "Allow me to demonstrate."
    Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime
    Minister,
    please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father
    has a
    child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
    Manmohan immediately responds, "It`s me, Sir! "
    "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam. He hangs up
    and
    says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr.
    President. Thanks a lot. I`ll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon
    returning to Washington, decides he`d better put the Condoleeza more...

    UN Meeting

    Hot 1 year ago

    At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Consul.The Israeli Consul began, "Ladies and gentlemen before I commence with my speech, I wanted to relay an old story to all of you.... ..When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt he had to go through deserts, and prairies, and even more deserts... The people became thirsty and needed water.So Moses struck the side of a mountain with his cane and at the sight of that mountain a pond appeared with crystal clean, cool water. And the people rejoiced and drank to their hearts' content. Moses wished to cleanse his whole body, so he went over to the other side of the pond, took all of his clothes off and dove into the cool waters.Only when Moses came out of the water he discovered that all his clothes had been stolen... And I have reasons to believe that the Palestinians stole his clothes."Yassir Arafat, hearing this accusation, jumps out of his seat and more...

    Bush, Manmohan(indian prime minister), Aishwarya rai and Sonia(sonia gandhi head of opposition in indian goverment) are traveling in a train.

    The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

    Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed.

    Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

    Sonia is thinking: These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

    Aishwarya is thinking: Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

    Bush is thinking: Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

    Manmohan is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel I will make more...

    NOW THAT'S LUXURY

    Hot 6 years ago

    A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Yugo!"
    The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a phone."
    The driver of the Yugo says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!"
    The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."
    The driver of the Yugo says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!"
    The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"
    The driver of the Yugo says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my more...

    Pakistanis

    Hot 6 years ago

    Q. How do u stop an Pakistani tank??. ...
    A. Shoot the men who r pushing it!

    Q. How do u disable pakistani missiles?
    A. Cut the rubber band

    Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of pakistanis?
    A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren`t met!

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