Sardarji Jokes / Recent Jokes
Little is known of the fact that a Sardarji once applied to Med
School. Listed below are the results of the entrance test dug up from some
ancient archives. Needless to say he didn't make it...
ANTIBODY: against everybody
ARTERY: the study of paintings
BACTERIA: back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN: what you be after you be eight
BOWEL: letters like A, E, I, O, or U
CAESAREAN SECTION: a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN: searching for one's lost kitty
CAUTERIZE: made eye contact with her ("caughther eyes")
COMA: a punctuation mark
CONGENITAL: friendly
CORTIZONE: the local courthouse
D & C: where Washington is
DILATE: to live longer
ENEMA: not a friend
ER: the thing on your head you hear with
FIBRILLATE: to tell lies
GENES: blue denim slacks
HEMORRHOID: a male from outer space
IMPOTENT: distinguished, well known
LABOR PAIN: hurt at more...
A BIHARI was travelling by train for the first time. He was surprised to see the train running so fast. To gain a better understanding of how this was possible, he turned to his fellow
passenger who was a Sardarji.
Bihari:' Ee railgaadi kaise chalat hai?' (How does
this train run?)
Sardarji:' Iske neechey badey-badey chakke hain.'
(Under it there are large wheels.)
Bihari:' Uske neechey ka hai?' (What is under
that?)
Sardarji:' Uske neechey patri hai.' (The tracks
are under that.)
Bihari:' Uske neechey?' (Under that?)
Sardarji:' Kankar-pathar.' (Stones and pebbles.)
Bihari:' Uske neechey?' (Under that?)
Sardarji (getting annoyed):' Dharti hai.' (The
earth.)
Bihari:' Uske neechey?' (Under that?)
Sardarji (getting furious):' Uske neechey Pataal.'
(The underworld is under that.)
Bihari:' Uske neechey?' (Under more...
The Sardarji Doctor to his patient: "It's very important that you
take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain."
A sardarji got into a crowded bus and forcibly sat in somebody's seat, saying,' I am a lion's son.' The poor fellow had no other alternative than to cover the distance standing all along.
After some time, when the sardarji got down at his destination, this fellow stuck his head out of the window and asked,' Sardarji did your mother go to the jungle or did the lion come to your house?'
santa singh finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray.
"Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto". Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
The Sardarji goes back to the synagogue. "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!!
Back to the temple... "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???".
Suddenly there is a blinding more...
A sardarji bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the traffic police and asked him,
"how much should i pay to turn right?"
The policeman was astonished and asked,
'Why are you asking like this?'
Then sardarji showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road:' free left turn'
THREE persons - an American, an Englishman and a Sardarji were convicted in USA for murder; but they were given a choice - to die by hanging, or electric chair or an AIDS injection.
The Englishman opted for the first, and he was hanged.
The American said he did not want to die like the Englishman with his tongue sticking out and fighting for life for one or two hours. He opted for the electric chair, and he died.
The Sardarji opted for the AIDS injection, so his trousers were pulled down, and he was given a big dose of AIDS injection in his bottom.
Soon after, the Sardarji was found jumping about, singing and laughing. On being asked what he was so happy about, the Sardarji replied,' You people thought you were very clever giving me that injection but you did not realise that I was wearing a condom at the time!'