Saline Jokes

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    This is what you need to do. Please read these instructions carefully before
    beginning.
    Tools needed: one hammer, one scredriver, one pair of pliers, one heavy-duty
    pair of wire cutters, one bucket of saline water, a box of sani-wipes.
    Jokes Stop payment on any checks that you may have sent to your
    Internet Service Provider (GOD).
    If GOD is unresponsive and you are still receiving mail from this list,
    you will need to find the "mailhost". This is a machine usually located in a
    locked office. Every day around noon, the mailman will deliver a box of
    diskettes with that day's mail messages, including yours from this list, to this
    machine. Typically, only a handful of people have keys to the "mailhost". The
    reason why this machine is locked up is because this is typically the best,
    fastest, most powerful computer at your facility and the people with keys don't
    want to share it. If you must, break or pry the door down more...

    This is what you need to do. Please read these instructions carefully before beginning.
    Tools needed: one hammer, one scredriver, one pair of pliers, one heavy-duty pair of wire cutters, one bucket of saline water, a box of sani-wipes.
    Jokes Stop payment on any checks that you may have sent to your Internet Service Provider (GOD).
    If GOD is unresponsive and you are still receiving mail from this list, you will need to find the "mailhost". This is a machine usually located in a locked office. Every day around noon, the mailman will deliver a box of diskettes with that day's mail messages, including yours from this list, to this machine. Typically, only a handful of people have keys to the "mailhost". The reason why this machine is locked up is because this is typically the best, fastest, most powerful computer at your facility and the people with keys don't want to share it. If you must, break or pry the door down with one (1) hammer (you did get all the more...

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