Locked Jokes

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were shopping when Paris suddenly realized she locked her keys in the car. So they went back and Paris got out her tweezers to try to pick the lock. She tried for a couple of minutes and then Nicole gave it a try. "Hurry!" Paris said. "It’s starting to rain. And the top is down!"

A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself. She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is doing. Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying... "A little more to the left...a little more to the right"

1.You are so stupid you locked in a bathroom and you pissed your pants.
2.You are so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and you starved to death.

1.Your mums so dumb that she got locked in a grocery store and died of hunger.
2. your mum is so dumb that she got locked in a bed store and slept on the floor.
3.Your mum is so fat that when she was walking down the street wearing a yellow jacket someone called out "taxi taxi".
4. your mum is so fat that when she was walking on the beach the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family..."
5. Your mum is so fat that when she got in a lift and pressed the up button it went down.

your mamma so stupid she was lokes locked up in a matress firm and slept on the floor