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What`s the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn`t take his foot of the accelerator.