Roommates Jokes

Three college roommates - two females and a male - beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes."All right," one of the girls said, "the first one to speak has todo them."The trio retired to the living room to watch TV. When theirneighbor, a school football star, came by, the three remainedsilent. The visitor shrugged and led one of the girls into herbedroom.Forty-five minutes later, the young man emerged andapproached the second girl. Through sign language, theyagreed to adjourn to her bedroom.When he came out, he began to fix himself a cup of tea butburned his fingers on the stove."Hey, where's some petroleum jelly?" he hollered from thekitchen."Oh, hell!" the male roommate said, jumping up. "I'll do thedishes."

Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes." All right," one of the girls said, "the first one to speak has todo them." The trio retired to the living room to watch TV. When theirneighbor, a school football star, came by, the three remainedsilent. The visitor shrugged and led one of the girls into herbedroom. Forty-five minutes later, the young man emerged andapproached the second girl. Through sign language, theyagreed to adjourn to her bedroom. When he came out, he began to fix himself a cup of tea butburned his fingers on the stove." Hey, where's some petroleum jelly?" he hollered from thekitchen." Oh, hell!" the male roommate said, jumping up. "I'll do thedishes."

1. If someone calls while you are on the phone, do not answer the call waiting signals, after all your conversation to your boyfriend`s, cousin`s, sister`s, ex-best friend`s, father-in-law`s, stepson is probably too important to be interrupted.

2. Of course there is no need to record any messages on a piece of paper.

a. you would have to actually walk towards the kitchen to get to the pad of paper which requires that you write down a name and check off a few boxes

b. but more importantly, all roommates have mental telepathy and are aware that if you tell the party on the phone that he/she will be called back at the callee`s first free moment, the callee will telepathically be aware of this

3. Don`t buy anything for the apartment, use and abuse other roommates items until they are destroyed and wait for them to buy a new one (case example: the spatula).

4. Feel free to leave any and all dirty dishes wherever you please, certainly more...

Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes."All right," one of the girls said, "the first one to speak has todo them."The trio retired to the living room to watch TV. When theirneighbor, a school football star, came by, the three remainedsilent. The visitor shrugged and led one of the girls into herbedroom. Forty-five minutes later, the young man emerged andapproached the second girl. Through sign language, theyagreed to adjourn to her bedroom. When he came out, he began to fix himself a cup of tea butburned his fingers on the stove."Hey, where's some petroleum jelly?" he hollered from thekitchen."Oh, hell!" the male roommate said, jumping up. "I'll do thedishes."

1. If someone calls while you are on the phone, do not answer the call waiting signals, after all your conversation to your boyfriend`s, cousin`s, sister`s, ex-best friend`s, father-in-law`s, stepson is probably too important to be interrupted. 2. Of course there is no need to record any messages on a piece of paper. a. you would have to actually walk towards the kitchen to get to the pad of paper which requires that you write down a name and check off a few boxes b. but more importantly, all roommates have mental telepathy and are aware that if you tell the party on the phone that he/she will be called back at the callee`s first free moment, the callee will telepathically be aware of this 3. Don`t buy anything for the apartment, use and abuse other roommates items until they are destroyed and wait for them to buy a new one (case example: the spatula). 4. Feel free to leave any and all dirty dishes wherever you please, certainly one of your roommates has taken classes in more...