A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"
Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"
"May I please have a drink?"
"What? You have to speak up!"
"Could I please have a drink?"
"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."
"I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."
Mary had a little lamb,
And a little pony too,
She put the pony in a field,
And the lamb into a stew!!
Two girls were going out! The 1st girl said what should wear on my shoes! The 2st girl ashed what should go in my hair! The first girl said to the second girl "
Then the 2st girl said to the first"
! So they went out a bought a Pony and a Elephant! The First girl used the pony on her shoe! The second girl used the Elephant on her hair! They went to the doctors and asked Why they were have problems with there foot and there head! The doctor said u both have BRAIN DAMAGE! Then the both girls said"
What did the sick pony say to its mother?
I'm a little hoarse.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!