A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"
Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"
"May I please have a drink?"
"What? You have to speak up!"
"Could I please have a drink?"
"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."
"I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."
Mary had a little lamb,
And a little pony too,
She put the pony in a field,
And the lamb into a stew!!
What did the sick pony say to its mother?
I'm a little hoarse.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!
Q. What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A. A little horse