Pony Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two girls were going out! The 1st girl said what should wear on my shoes! The 2st girl ashed what should go in my hair! The first girl said to the second girl "
A pony"
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Then the 2st girl said to the first"
An elephant"
! So they went out a bought a Pony and a Elephant! The First girl used the pony on her shoe! The second girl used the Elephant on her hair! They went to the doctors and asked Why they were have problems with there foot and there head! The doctor said u both have BRAIN DAMAGE! Then the both girls said"
WHAT"
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One day a mexican, black guy,& white guy are walking to town with a pony, trying to trade it in for a pack of bologna so that they dont starve to death. Eventually they all got tired and wanted to ride the pony. After 20 minutes arguing the white guy says that they should go to sleep and who ever has the best dream in the morning can ride the pony into town. Well the next mornig the black guy announce his dream "I dreamt I knew my daddy"
The mexican said "I dreamt I had a green card".
Then they both looked at the white guy, who broke out into a song
" Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony, while you fuckers were asleep I ate the bologna".