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The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how things had gone. "She uses too many four-letter words for me," was the reply. "Really?" "Yes," answered the playboy. "Allevening long she was saying "don't" and "stop" and "quit that."

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married... Every month the centerfold is the same woman.

Tropical storm Debby (with a "y"), the fourth named storm of the season, formed in the Eastern Atlantic on Tuesday.

It is still unclear whether Debby will mature into a full-fledged hurricane.

If she does, though, one can only assume that she will follow in the path of other maturing Debbys and pose for Playboy, appear on "Skating with Celebrities," and insist on being referred to as Hurricane Deborah.

A Colorado Rockies fan offered 25 years worth of Playboy magazines for two World Series tickets. Two tickets? We find it hard to believe that someone with that many adult magazines actually has someone he can take to the game.

The girl sitting daintily on the bar stool was luscious, shapely and tempting. Naturally, she aroused the interest of the playboy at the other end of the bar. He smiled at her. Then he winked. When this failed, he tried out his best leer. Just then the bartender-two hundred pounds of muscle with a hairy chest-leaned over the bar and said, "Look, Buster: that there's my wife. So cut the funny business, understand?"
Replied the flustered playboy: "Funny business? I don't know what you're talking about. I just dropped in for a cool drink. Give me a piece of beer."