Pierced Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why are men with pierced ears better prepared for marriage?
A: They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?
A Buccaneer!

How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear, arrgh!