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    Q. How do u stop an Pakistani tank??. ...
    A. Shoot the men who r pushing it!

    Q. How do u disable pakistani missiles?
    A. Cut the rubber band

    Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of pakistanis?
    A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren`t met!

    A large group of Pakistani soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a Indian voice call from behind a sand dune. "One Indian Army soldier is better than ten Pakistanis."
    The Pakistani commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
    The voice then calls out "One Indian Army soldier is better than fifty Pakistanis."
    Furious, the Pakistani commander sends his next best 50 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
    The Indian voice calls out again "One Indian Army soldier is better than one hundred Pakistanis."
    The enraged Pakistani Commander musters one hundred of his best fighters and sends then across the dune. Gunfire, grenades, machine gun fire, rockets, etc. ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
    Eventually one wounded Pakistani fighter crawls back over the dune more...

    A Pakistani walked into a pet shop in London and asked for two bales of hay
    to feed to his elephant. The shop assistant said, "Sorry sir, we don't
    serve Pakistanis unless you have proof that you have a pet. You'll have
    to bring your elephant in." To which the poor man replied, "I am wanting
    to know isn't it. What is this reason that you do not serve me?" The
    shop assistant replied, "Because you might eat the pet food yourself."
    The next day the man walks into the pet shop and confronts the shop
    assistant with his elephant. "Two bales of hay please."
    A few days later, the guy is in again. "I am wanting isn't it. To buy
    a sack of peanuts for my monkey, yes, yes."
    "Sorry sir, we don't serve Pakistanis. Bring your monkey in because you
    might want to eat the pet food yourself."
    Next day, he walks in with this huge grey baboon with a bright red
    arse and demands, "I am wanting more...

    Three PAKISTANIS and three INDIANS are traveling by
    train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in England.

    At the station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as the three PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.

    "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers one of the PAKISTANI.

    They all board the train. The INDIANS take their
    respective seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

    Shortly after the train departs, the ticket checker
    comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says," Ticket please."

    The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The ticket checker takes it and moves on. The INDIANS see this and agree that it was quite a clever idea.

    So after the game, they decide to copy the more...

    3 Pakistani`s & 3 Indians are traveling by train to a
    cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the
    station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as
    the three PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.
    "How are the 3 of you going to travel on only one
    ticket?" asks one of the INDIAN "Watch and learn
    "answer one of the PAKISTANI`s.

    They all board the train. the INDIANS take their
    seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and
    close the door behind them. Shortly after the train
    departs, the conductor comes around collecting
    tickets.

    He knock on the toilet door and says, "Ticket
    please." the door opens just a crack and a single arm
    emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it
    and moves on.


    The INDIANS see this and agree it was a clever idea.
    so after the game, they decide to copy the PAKISTANI
    style on the return more...

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