"Indo-Pak War" joke
Once in the indo pakistan war, pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets.
The pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps cptn. Hari singh wearing a maachar dani! (mosquito net). He pulls out his ak-47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis run off quickly. The next day hari singh gets a medal.
His freinds ask him "yaar thu maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?" hari singh replies "maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi?
In the following war hari singh retires and his son gyani singh (no assumptions please! ) Joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the gurudwara hideout, the sikhs again think they've lost the war but out of the bushes erupts gyani singh wearning nothing he tries to do shoo away the pakistanis like his father did but instead gets shot.
In the hospital his friends tell him "aare yaar, therre bap mein tho itni akal thi ki vo maachar daani pehin key gaya tha, aur tu nanga chala gaya" gyani singh replies "arrey yaar main tho odomos laga key gaya tha"!
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