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    Train Ride

    Hot 2 years ago

    Three PhDs and three MDs are going to a conference and must travel by train to get there. At the station, the three MDs buy their three tickets and watch as the three PhDs buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" says one MD. "Just watch and you'll see," answers a PhD.
    They all board the train and the MDs take their seats and watch as all three PhDs cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. The train departs and shortly afterward, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says "Ticket,
    please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
    The MDs see all this and agreed it is quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the MDs decide to copy the PhDs on the return trip and save some money (managed care and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the more...

    Travel Is Cheap

    Hot 3 years ago

    Three lawyers and three MBA's are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the MBA's each buy tickets and watch as the three lawyers buy only a single ticket
    "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an MBA.
    "Watch and you'll see," answers one of the lawyers.
    They all board the train. The MBA's take their respective seats but all three lawyers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."
    The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
    The MBA's discussed this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the MBA's decide to copy the lawyers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their more...

    Three accountants and three engineers are travelling by train to a convention. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers buy only one ticket. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" one of the accountants asks. "Watch and you'll see," an engineer says.
    They all board the train. The three accountants take their respective seats, but the three engineers cram into a bathroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
    He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
    The accountants watched this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So, after the convention, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money.
    They all arrive at the station and the three more...

    Three PAKISTANIS and three INDIANS are traveling by
    train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in England.

    At the station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as the three PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.

    "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers one of the PAKISTANI.

    They all board the train. The INDIANS take their
    respective seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

    Shortly after the train departs, the ticket checker
    comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says," Ticket please."

    The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The ticket checker takes it and moves on. The INDIANS see this and agree that it was quite a clever idea.

    So after the game, they decide to copy the more...

    3 Pakistani`s & 3 Indians are traveling by train to a
    cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the
    station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as
    the three PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.
    "How are the 3 of you going to travel on only one
    ticket?" asks one of the INDIAN "Watch and learn
    "answer one of the PAKISTANI`s.

    They all board the train. the INDIANS take their
    seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and
    close the door behind them. Shortly after the train
    departs, the conductor comes around collecting
    tickets.

    He knock on the toilet door and says, "Ticket
    please." the door opens just a crack and a single arm
    emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it
    and moves on.


    The INDIANS see this and agree it was a clever idea.
    so after the game, they decide to copy the PAKISTANI
    style on the return more...

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