"Pakistanis" joke

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Q. How do u stop an Pakistani tank??. ...
A. Shoot the men who r pushing it!

Q. How do u disable pakistani missiles?
A. Cut the rubber band

Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of pakistanis?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren`t met!

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Grumpy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes more...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

Entropy has us outnumbered.

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