"Pakistanis" joke

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Q. How do u stop an Pakistani tank??. ...
A. Shoot the men who r pushing it!

Q. How do u disable pakistani missiles?
A. Cut the rubber band

Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of pakistanis?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren`t met!

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job. Nyah, nyah, nyah."The Polak answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny. Nyah, nyah, nyah-I wasn't even home last night!"

Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.

1 INDIAN FUJI APNI MAAN KO 1965 KAY JANG KI GOLA BARI KAY BARAY MAIN BATA RAHA THA TU US KI MAAN BOLI BETA TUM BHAG KAR DARAKHT (TREE) PAR CHAR JATAY TU FUJI BOLA AMAAN DARAKHT PEHLAY HI OFFICERS KAY LEAY KAM PAR GAEE THAY

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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