"Pakistanis" joke

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Q. How do u stop an Pakistani tank??. ...
A. Shoot the men who r pushing it!

Q. How do u disable pakistani missiles?
A. Cut the rubber band

Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of pakistanis?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren`t met!

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

A man on a bus spends much of the journey staring at the guy sitting opposite. Before long the other guy starts staring back and demands to know why he is the focus of so much attention.

“I’m very sorry,” begins the first man, “but if it weren’t for the more...

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