Noses Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? Because they can.
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Why do Polish dogs have stubbed noses? From chasing parked cars.
Q. Why do reindeer have red noses?
A. They are not equipped with ABS and thus tend to bump into things on slippery surfaces. This is why Santa is often seen with a red nose (the sleigh doesn't have an airbag, either).