Broken Jokes

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    Write This One Down

    Hot 1 year ago

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
    Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
    Nevermind, it's pointless.

    Amish and the Fuzz!

    Hot 5 years ago

    An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
    "Ma'am," said the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."
    "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home," responded the Amish lady.
    "That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that right away!" instructed the cop.
    Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.
    "Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" asked Jacob.
    "He said the reflector is broken," replied the lady.
    "I can fix that in two minutes. What else?" wondered Jacob.
    "I'm not sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake"...

    When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.

    Car Acronyms

    Hot 4 years ago

    ACURA
    Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
    AMC
    All Makes Combined
    A Major Cost
    A Mutated Car
    A Morons Car
    Another Major Catastrophe
    AUDI
    Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    Automobile Under Demonic Influence
    Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
    Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
    Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
    BMW
    Big Money Works
    Bought My Wife
    Brutal Money Waster
    Break My Window
    Break My Windshield
    Babbling Mechanical Wench
    Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    Barely Moving Wreck
    Big Money Waste
    Big Money. Why?
    Big Money Works
    Born Moderately Wealthy
    Breaks Most Wrenches
    Bring More Wrenches
    Brings Me Women
    Brings More Women
    Broken Money Waster
    Broke My Wallet
    Broken Monstrous Wonder
    Bumbling Mechanical more...

    Broken pecker joke

    Hot 4 weeks ago

    A guy takes his broken pecker to a doctor for treatment. The doctor tells him there's nothing he can do for him except wrap it up with a splint. That night he and his girlfriend are necking and she keeps waiting for him to go a little further.
    She removes her blouse and says, "Look at this... untouched by human hands."
    He doesn't respond.
    Then she removes her pants and says, "Look at this... untouched by human hands."
    At this, he jumps up, drops his drawers and says, "Look at this... still in the crate."

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