Nith Jokes

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    Bying a horse

    Hot 5 years ago

    This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend"I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buya horse, I'm sending him over."The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male orfemale horse."A female horth," the midget replies.So the owner shows him one."Nith looking horth, can I see thea her mouth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse s mouth."Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth?"So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes."Ok, what about the earsth?"Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget onemore time and shows the ears."OK, finally, I d like to see her twat," said the midget.With that, the owner picked up the midget and shoved his head upthe horse's twat, then pulled him out.Shaking his head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephrase.I'd like to see her run!"

    The horse rancher

    Hot 4 years ago

    A guy calls a buddy, who is a horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
    The horse rancher asks "How will I recognize him?"
    That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
    The midget goes there, and the rancher asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
    "A female horth."
    He shows him a prized filly.
    "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
    The rancher picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
    "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
    He picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
    "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
    The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
    "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
    Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the more...

    This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. " I know
    this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm
    sending him over."
    The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female
    horse.
    "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. "Nith
    looking horth, can I thee her mouth?" So the owner picks up the midget
    and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouth. Can I thee her eyeth?"
    So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes. "Ok, what about the
    earth?" Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget one
    more time and shows the ears. "OK, finally, I'd like to see her twat."
    With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the
    horse's ass, then pulls him out.
    Shaking his head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like
    to see her run!"

    ...and gets a call from a friend.
    "I know this midget who wants to buy a horse. He has a slight speech impediment, so listen carefully, I'm sending him over." The Midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse.
    "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes. "OK, what about the earsth?"
    Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears. "OK, finally, I'd like to see her twat." With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's twat, then pulls him out. Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like to see her run!"

    Lisping Dwarf
    A dwarf with a lisp goes to an agricultural show to buy a mare. He wanders around until he comes across a beautiful mare inside a small enclosure with a farmer standing at the gate. He goes up to the farmer and says,
    "Excthuth me, can I have a look at your horth?"
    "Sure", says the farmer, "come on in."
    The dwarf wanders round and round the mare and then stops, says to the farmer "Her eyeth, her eyeth, I want to see her eyeth."
    The farmer has to bend down and pick up the dwarf to show him the mare's eyes.
    "Nith eyeth, nith eyeth, I like thith horth, I like thith horth, I think I want to buy thith horth." Once again the dwarf wanders around the horse, in turn asking the farmer to pick him up and show him the mare's ears and exclaiming, "Nith earth, nith earth, I like thith horth, I like thith horth, I think I want to buy thith horth."
    The farmer is starting to get pissed off by this more...

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