"Nith Horth" joke
A guy who owns a horse farm gets a call from one of his buddies. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who's looking to buy a horse, so I'm sending him right over."
The midget arrives and the owner asks him if he's interested in a male or female horse.
"A female horth," replies the midget, so the owner shows him one.
"Nith looking horth. Can I thee her mouf?" the midget asks. The owner lifts the midget up and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nith mouf," says the midget. "Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner lifts the midget up and shows him the horse's eyes.
"OK, what about her earth?" the midget asks. Now the owner is beginning to get a little pissed, but he picks up the midget once more and shows him her ears.
"OK, finally, I'd like to thee her twat," says the midget.
Losing all patience, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse, then pulls him out.
Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase that. I would like to thee the horth run."
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