Mouf Jokes

A guy calls a buddy, who is a horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
The horse rancher asks "How will I recognize him?"
That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
The midget goes there, and the rancher asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth."
He shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
The rancher picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
He picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the more...

A guy who owns a horse farm gets a call from one of his buddies. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who's looking to buy a horse, so I'm sending him right over."
The midget arrives and the owner asks him if he's interested in a male or female horse.
"A female horth," replies the midget, so the owner shows him one.
"Nith looking horth. Can I thee her mouf?" the midget asks. The owner lifts the midget up and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nith mouf," says the midget. "Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner lifts the midget up and shows him the horse's eyes.
"OK, what about her earth?" the midget asks. Now the owner is beginning to get a little pissed, but he picks up the midget once more and shows him her ears.
"OK, finally, I'd like to thee her twat," says the midget.
Losing all patience, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse, then pulls him out.
Shaking more...