Midget Jokes

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    Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?
    He's a little stiff now.

    In Manhatan a midget got

    Hot 6 months ago

    In Manhatan a midget got onto the elevator.
    A few floors down a huge black man got in, and said "Do you know that my
    body weighs 300 pounds, in fact each one of my balls weighs 25 pounds, my
    dick is 35 inches long and my name is Turner Brown."
    The midget fainted dead away
    After being revived by the paramedics the midget asked the
    black man to repeat his last few words.
    The black man replied "I said my name is Turner Brown."
    "Thank God!" said the midget, "I thought you said 'turn around'".

    The horny midget

    Hot 6 months ago

    The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and said,"Hey, honey, whaddaya say to a little fuck?"
    She looked down at him and promptly replied, "Hello, you little fuck!"

    Two lil leprechauns went off to St Mary's convent and begged an audience with the mother superior. "well, how can I help you little folk?" asked the Mother Superior.
    The larger and more intelligent looking of the leprechauns asked "Well, mother superior, would you be a knowing any midget nuns here at the convent?"
    "Afraid not," replies Mother Superior, "there are no midget nuns here"
    "all right then, would you be knowing of any midget nuns in all of Ireland then?"
    "Well, no," replied Mother Superior, "none that I know of."
    "Well then, in the whole world of nuns, would you know of any Midget nuns?"
    "No, I would'nt - there are no midget nuns in the whole of the world!" said Mother Superior, "and would you please tell me what this is all about?"
    The asking leprechaun turned sadly to the stupid leprechaun and said "well, I told you so...you've been dating a more...

    Midget Faggot

    Hot 2 years ago

    Q: What is the difference between a regular faggot and a midget faggot?
    A: Regulars come out of the closet; midgets come out of the cupboard.

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