Pissed Jokes

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    The Fly

    Hot 6 months ago

    Why did the fly fall off the toilet?
    It got pissed off.

    Lousy Day

    Hot 6 months ago

    Entering a bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I am so pissed off!"
    "Really?" What happened?" the bartender asked.
    "Well, I met this gorgeous woman and she invited me back to her place.
    We stripped off our clothes, jumped into bed and just as we're about to make love her damn husband came in the front door. So, I had to jump out the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!" the man explained.
    "Gee, that really is tough!" replied the bartender.
    "Right, but that's not what really got me angry," continued the man. "When her husband entered the room, he said, 'Great! You're already naked! Let me just take a leak'. Damned if the lazy bugger doesn't go and piss out the window right onto my head!"
    "Yuck! No wonder you're in a lousy mood," said the bartender.
    "Yeah, but I still haven't told you what really, really got to more...

    Condom

    Hot 2 years agoby
    IKICKASS

    Why did the condom cross the road?
    He was pissed off!

    So, who does this remind you of? . ... (men, hint: if you answer anyone we know you are wrong....)

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    19 Surefire ways to know you're a Woman

    1. You are a Bitch.

    2. When asked' Is something bothering you?' reply' no' then get pissed off when you are believed.

    3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this behavior..

    4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.

    5. Always hide very important events in very unimportant terms so you can have something to be pissed about when your boyfriend declines because he has pressing business, i.e. You say' It's no big deal, but I was wondering if you would like to visit my parents with me if you are not busy this weekend.' when you mean' It means a great deal to me for you to see my family with me this weekend whether or not it is more...

    Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over
    and confided to the bartender, "
    I'm so pissed off !"
    "
    Oh yeah? What happened?"
    asked the bartender politely.
    "
    See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her
    home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we
    were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in
    the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and
    hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
    "
    Gee, that's tough!"
    commiserated the bartender.
    "
    Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated,"
    the
    customer went on.
    "
    When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're
    naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy
    son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"
    "
    Yeech!"
    the bartender shook his head. more...

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