"Viagra midget" joke

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Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?
He's a little stiff now.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

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Braxton:When u try to cut your hair u couldn't because it was so curly
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