"Viagra midget" joke
Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?
He's a little stiff now.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...