"Viagra midget" joke

Hot 8 months ago

Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?
He's a little stiff now.

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Your mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

YOUR MOM IS SO STUIPED SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR.

your mammmas so fat she saw a pool and thoughtit was a bath

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Braxton:When u try to cut your hair u couldn't because it was so curly
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