"In Manhatan a midget got" joke

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In Manhatan a midget got onto the elevator.
A few floors down a huge black man got in, and said "Do you know that my
body weighs 300 pounds, in fact each one of my balls weighs 25 pounds, my
dick is 35 inches long and my name is Turner Brown."
The midget fainted dead away
After being revived by the paramedics the midget asked the
black man to repeat his last few words.
The black man replied "I said my name is Turner Brown."
"Thank God!" said the midget, "I thought you said 'turn around'".

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

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