"The horny midget" joke
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The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and said,"Hey, honey, whaddaya say to a little fuck?"
She looked down at him and promptly replied, "Hello, you little fuck!"
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral
- They see me rollin', they hatin'...
- nan get out of the trolley
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
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