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    Twins

    Hot 1 month agoby justincider

    I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin.
    My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin?
    I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard.

    A little boy heard his mom and dad fightin and the mom called the dad a bastard and he called her a bitch so the boy asks whats a bitch and whats a bastard? The parents said well, a bitch is a girl and a bastard is a boy. So the little boy then hears the neighbor say to his wife, im gonna stick my dick in your pussy and the boy again asks his parents what a pussy and a dick are. the parents say, well, a dick is a hat and a pussy is a coat. So the boy goes on and then his dad is shaving and he cuts himself and says Shit. So the boy asks, whats shit dad? and the father says its a type of shaving cream. Then he is downstairs and the mother is cuttin the turkey and she cuts herself and says Fuck. the boy asks mom what does fuck mean? and she says its a way of cuttin turkey. Then all the family and friends come over for thanksgiving and the boy answers the door and says," hey all you bitches and bastards! Please hand me your pussies and dicks and wait in the living room. my parents more...

    F- UCK

    Hot 9 hours ago

    What starts with the letter F and ends in UCK?
    FiretrUCK

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.
    As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
    The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
    Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
    He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

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