"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck..." joke

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

chuck norris is the only person that can kick you in the back of the face

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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