"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck..." joke
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
your mommas so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.
your mommas so stupid she got run over by a parked car
Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.