"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck..." joke

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!



All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

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