"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck..." joke

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

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