MySpace Jokes / Recent Jokes

Secret service agents recently questioned a 14-year-old girl in Sacramento, California, about images and other anti-Bush commentary on her Myspace page. The agents, however, refused to comment on how they discovered the 14-year-old girl’s social networking site in the first place.

these aren't bits, these are just blogs from my myspace page, i haven't done anything yet nor have i felt the need to go out of my way to write for this website, but as soon as i get some time ill make a valient effort. enjoy. hopefully.

Four families have sued News Corp. and its MySpace social-networking site after their underage daughters were sexually abused by adults they met on the site, lawyers for the families said Thursday. Other lawsuits will be brought against the woods, the parking lot behind the library, and english class.

MySpace is arranging a series of concerts to benefit Sudan. Many MySpacers who already bought tickets were dismayed to discover that Sudan is not Brad and Angelina’s new baby.

The Marine Corps are now using Myspace to recruit teens. "This is so much better," said one recruiter, "I no longer have to lie to their face."

I tried to get stills from the Yaz brand birth control commercial to help properly describe it, but I couldn't find any. You have to see it, it's unbelievable.
First of all, "Yaz" has to be the skeeviest sounding brand name ever concieved by man. Why not just call it "Skank?"
Secondly, the commercial does this weird thing that drug commercials do lately, where they try to slip the side effect disclaimer into a casual dialogue between friends. It's completely fucking creepy.
So the commercial depicts some blond club sluts that look like they were pulled off Ardie Fuqua's MySpace list. (Look up Ardie Fuqua on MySpace to get that joke! It's a doozy!) The gals are sitting around drinking cosmos and talking (probably about black cock) when one of them brings up Yaz, the 24-hour birth control pill. She quotes several studies to her friends and then gives them a laundry list of side effects while her fellow cumdumpsters nod and smile blankly.
When she gets more...