MySpace Jokes / Recent Jokes

Blackouts in Californa caused the website Myspace to go down, which means 300 pedophiles didn't.

The online hangout will organize 20 concerts on Oct. 21 featuring bands promoted on its site as part of a campaign to raise awareness and money.

MySpace's chief executive said the site's reach gives it an "extraordinary opportunity to spread the word and empower individuals to help address the horrors in Darfur."
When asked to comment by My Spacers:
"Cool!"
---Allison age 14, Michigan
" Darfur, isn't that the bad guy on Aladin?"
---Rodger age 12, Rhode Island
"I'll have to ask my Mom"
---Sadie age 16, Texas
"Any hot pages gonna be there?"
---Mark age 52, Florida

July10-July 16, 2006
"NASA, can you check if I have any new MySpace comments?"


-Space Shuttle Commander Steve Lindsey, from the International Space Station.

Chinese scientists say they can predict earthquakes by observing the tendency of snakes to launch themselves headlong into walls.
Samuel L. Jackson said to be looking forward to the challenge of playing a Chinese scientist in his next film.


"Relax, it's only a tremor."



To track snake behavior, the earthquake bureau in the Guangxi Province monitors snakes through the use of video cameras linked to a broadband internet connection.

One snake known as Cottonmouth69 is said to have over 25,000 MySpace friends as a result of posting videos showing her shedding her skin.



"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking Guangxi Province!"

Drunk South Carolina college student is suing the makers of "Borat" for making him appear to be a drunk South Carolina college student.
He explained that he didn't really mean to write that his main interest on MySpace was "gettin' drunk and havin' a good time" cause he was too drunk and having too good a time to realize what he wrote.
Moral of the story: If you ever plan to be a plaintiff, having a MySpace account, probably not a good idea.