Guangxi Jokes

Chinese scientists say they can predict earthquakes by observing the tendency of snakes to launch themselves headlong into walls.
Samuel L. Jackson said to be looking forward to the challenge of playing a Chinese scientist in his next film.


"Relax, it's only a tremor."



To track snake behavior, the earthquake bureau in the Guangxi Province monitors snakes through the use of video cameras linked to a broadband internet connection.

One snake known as Cottonmouth69 is said to have over 25,000 MySpace friends as a result of posting videos showing her shedding her skin.



"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking Guangxi Province!"