Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this...
... is 12 inches.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can not!
Q: Do you know any catchy anagram of Banach-Tarski?
A: Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski...
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking about going to college. (That is, of course, a lie. The only things you young persons think seriously about are loud music and sex. Trust me: these are closely related to college.) College is basically a bunch of rooms where you sit for roughly two thousand hours and try to memorize things. The two thousand hours are spread out over four years; you spend the rest of the time sleeping and trying to get dates. Basically, you learn two kinds of things in college: * Things you will need to know in later life (two hours). These include how to make collect telephone calls and get beer and crepe-paper stains out of your pajamas. * Things you will not need to know in later life (1,998 hours). These are the things you learn in classes whose names end in -ology, - - -osophy, -istry, -ics, and so on. The idea is, you memorize these things, then write them down in little exam books, then forget them. If you fail to more...